I havent killed anybody yet.

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I have decided that the money i save will go towards a nice new shiny guitar.
Thats given me a goal ( and goals are good yah)
Better Erections – I will check this after typing as i currently need both hands.
Fitter – didnt feel that way at the Gym today.

So – Now I dont

1) Drink
2) Smoke
3) drink Caffeine

Fuck me I am becoming a Monk……. There may be truth in that as I am going to a Mediatation class on Thursday.

I will keep you all posted

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Every time i hear the local Rambo tell me “Nah mate, didn’t hurt a bit, I just took i like a fucking Man” I think to myself one of two things.

1) You are a double hard bastard.

2) you are just too Manly to admit it hurts (and therefore an even bigger Cunt than i thought you were in the first place)

Or the option that it was a 20 minute Tattoo (apparently you can get tattooed in 20 mins ! – Most Novel)

Well I for one am not afraid to admit its right up there with being shot in the cock with an air-rifle ( don’t try that at home kids)

So Monday I Paid a visit to my Dear Friend Curly – Tattoomonger

This Time We were attending to my Leg
Having had a Full day back in September Monday was a 3 hour Stint to get it finished and Finished it is.

So – Next up – Sleeve the left arm – We reckon on about 20 Hours+ to sleeve it so I have a full day booked in September with 3 hour slots in Jan, Feb, March and April.

Check out The Tattoo Gallery on Curly’s site

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I recently decided to opt out of the venerable online Influence Standard that is Klout and I thought I would share my reasoning.

Back in January I set up a Parody account (no i am not going to tell you who it is as that would spoil the magic)
But the Parody is A) not real B) dead and last but not least C) Not real – Oh and it/he/she has a Klout Score approaching 50 !

So there I was sat with my Professional hat on thinking how can I increase my Klout score on My Work Account.
After running through endless ideas and reading plenty of online stuff like ” increase your Klout score by 10 in 37 seconds” ( you know the sort of thing) I realised that I had spent at least an hour trying to work out how to increase a score that measured the very thing i was supposed to be doing instead of reading about it.

That, coupled with the fact that a Dead,Fictional Parody account is more Influential than a real living Person.

and I don’t need a Robot telling me whether I am influential.

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Camera Iphone
Software 645pro

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Same with the new Coffee 1 in Exeter – Cant sit outside and enjoy a gasper ! Fine I will just fuck off up the road to Chandos and have one there.

Anyway here is the Photograph

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